• February 13, 2012

october surprise

Who is mackin’ on Christine O’Donnell here in this crappy bar somewhere with Philadelphia Eagles posters on the fake paneling? Why is she rocking the “sexy insect” costume? Didn’t she know Halloween is for Witches? Well, whatever masturbating happened on this night was of the “mutual” variety, according to the anonymous author of this Gawker [...]

Political pundits and other nerds often talk about “October Surprises.” The best part about October Surprises is that they are surprisingly different each election cycle. (Sometimes the surprise is “Congressman Blah Blah is actually just a hologram, like 9/11 and Wolf Blitzer.” Other years it is “Senator Blowhard likes dudes.”) For instance, this year’s surprise [...]

OCTOBER SURPRISE? Uh, the U.S. just attacked Syria. [AFP]

Hey, maybe Jeremiah Wright wants Barack Obama to be president after all! Following EXPLOSIVE reports that he was going to publish a picture book in October featuring Barack Obama getting AIDS from the Muslim prophet Mohammad, Reverend Wright’s daughter now says that he has absolutely no plans to write a book any time soon. She [...]