opium
If you thought Afghanistan was only profitable for opium wholesalers and the defense industry, think again! According to some convenient new geological study of the mountainous, wild land that has broken the backs of so many empires, the whole place is chock full of precious metals — $1 trillion in reserves, maybe, including “huge veins [...]
HOPPIN’ CROP CIRCLE JUNKIE TRASH: Here is some hot political DC gossip: Wallabees in Tasmania like to go into opium poppy fields and get totally high. Then they walk around in circles like common zombie dope fiends. Wallabees are the best! [MSNBC]
