• February 13, 2012

orange people

Does John Boehner really expect us to believe that he was born Oompa Loompa Orange? “I have never been in a tanning bed or used a tanning product.” – House Minority Leader John Boehner (R), in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, “addressing a perennial source of jokes” about his dark complexion. Okay, we [...]

People think that Republicans are a bunch of posh country club types, but many of them had hardscrabble upbringings! For instance, John Boehner’s family was so poor that they couldn’t afford condoms, so he grew up in a ramshackle hovel populated by an ever-increasing number of little Boehner children. There ended up being a dozen [...]