• February 12, 2012

organic gardening

First Lady and America’s personal trainer Michelle Obama was up to her usual tricks last week, going to a Washington Kastles game, celebrating the beginning of Malia’s angsty teen years, and probably hanging out in the vegetable garden. This vegetable garden has come up a lot during Michelle’s time as FLOTUS, because she likes to [...]

That hippie Obama family will set a fine example for America’s subsistence farmers by filling in a patch of dirt on the White House lawn with horse poop and bugs. Inside this hell-mound, they will grow warty vegetables for rabbits and worms to feast on before they are ripped half-rotten from the earth and land, [...]