osama bin laden
The BBC — Queen Elizabeth’s personal version of the Huffington Post — has a hawt new video interview (after a Priceline commercial?) with U.S. attorney general Eric Holder regarding this whole “assassination of Bin Laden” thing. Eric Holder says it definitely was not an assassination because Osama bin Laden was not the U.S. president at [...]
Hey everyone! James Inhofe got to see the bin Laden photos! James Inhofe got to see the bin Laden photos! Ooh! James Inhofe got to see the bin Laden photos! His beard this time was a little bit shorter and it was more salt-and-pepper. You could tell it’s probably the actual color of the beard. [...]
Despite the official story claiming Obi-Wan Kenobi was killed by our forces after being located in a remote desert compound after twenty years of evading the Empire, many people simply don’t believe Kenobi is gone. Others doubt the timing of the story, especially the convenient “burial in space” — allegedly according to the teachings of [...]
Senators were already acting like children by pretending they saw (or, maybe worse, thinking they actually saw) photos of Osama bin Laden’s corpse. But now that the White House has reportedly decided to let a select few members of Congress see them, but not the others, it’s elementary school all over again. Harry Reid is [...]
Oh no! According to this Arianna Huffington news box that came up on our junk America On Line 3.0 e-mail account from 1994, Osama bin Laden was the only guy keeping Arnold Schwarzenegger and his Kennedy wife together, and now that he’s no longer alive to counsel them about their marital issues, California’s official mom [...]
Here’s some good news for ally relations: If Pakistan had noticed the U.S. troops entering Pakistan airspace to take out bin Laden in time and opened fire on them, as they likely would have, the U.S. was prepared to shoot back and send in reinforcements to fight the Pakistanis until bin Laden’s body was back [...]
Is Osama bin Laden really dead? Not if the ability to make America laff is any indication! Perhaps the hated terrorist will always be alive in the part of our heart that makes us chuckle. This video is sung in Arabic or something. Swedish?
This weekend, the U.S. released parts of videos found on the number of hard drives that were not used by Osama bin Laden for illegally downloaded Wes Anderson movies. The videos, such as the one above of the famewhore murderer watching himself on teevee and switching the channel when his friend Barry Hussein comes on [...]
Hey look, it’s those socially awkward cavemen who have BIG PLANS to push a train onto its side or whatever. WATCH OUT FOR THESE BANDITS, YE OLDE ROBBER BARONS. THEY HAVE AN IDEOLOGY! Al-Qaeda has confirmed the death of its leader, Osama Bin Laden, according to a statement attributed to the group and posted on [...]
Intelligence analysts have been poring over Osama bin Laden’s hard drives for signs of anything that isn’t porn or World of Warcraft save files, and it would appear they’ve finally found something: Osama bin Laden was in the MSPaint brainstorm stage of an attack on an American train. Yes one (1) whole train, not multiple. [...]
