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When will the Labor Department finally bust CNN for employing a dimly lit room full of second-graders to write the news stories on its website?
Oh, hello there, filthy Wonkette freaklings. I didn’t know today was the Skank Parade! Aren’t you cute, with your sallow whorefaces and your characteristic odor of rot? I suppose you’ve come to this space in search of your weekly dose of breathless celebrity reportage about a man who is greater in body, mind and spirit [...]
With nothing else to talk about today, despite the fact that Sharia is slowly being added to law books all over the country, RedState decided they were gonna have themselves a good ol’ Photoshoppin’ contest with a photo of the newly made-over Oval Office. But three hours later, why has no one entered yet? “Da [...]
Overreaction To Minor Oval Office Decorating a Metaphor For Something
Going on vacation is the best time to have one of the rooms in your house redecorated! Putting those words in that order is your key to enraging Americans everywhere, because Americans can not afford “redecoration” or “homes” or “rooms.” But elitist Barack Obama decided that his little trip to Gaysachusetts Island was the perfect [...]
Here’s the latest wacky photoshop going around the wingnut blogs: It’s the Oval Office, but full of hilarious socialist iconography and some old-fashioned racist fun. Can you identify the hundred things added to this image to amuse jobless old white people on their ‘puters? And how many of these things would the confused elderly teabaggers [...]
Hey isn’t he supposed to be plugging the danged hole, America? Each year, at the beginning of shrimp season, Barack Obama blesses the fleet of oil-spill cleanup boats. Why isn’t BP honoring this tradition today? Where are all the windmills! What is he even talking about? At least this isn’t the “last crisis America will [...]
Months later, the wingnuts finally got around to forwarding their “getcher feet offa mah Merkin desk, Obama bin Lyin’, its from Queen Vic dagnabbit” email to National Review abortion dragon Kathryn Jean Lopez. Since K-Lo Does Not Read Wonkette, someone should forward her that Bush picture, and then maybe she’d shut up and return to [...]
White House Becomes Nudist Colony Under New, ‘Informal’ President
Barack Obama has no respect for the traditions of the presidency, which is why he doesn’t always wear a jacket in the Oval Office. In other words, our old buttoned-up White House has become a thriving third-world Hawaiian slum where everybody wears floral muumuus and walks around with fat spliffs in their fists. George W. [...]
Actress Wants To ‘Get Some Things Done In the Oval Office’
by Ken Layne
