• February 13, 2012

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Unemployed Lady Posts Her Resume Online

by Juli Weiner

10:34 am October 19, 2009

Sarah Palin filled out a Linkedin thing, and it is half-full (half-empty?) of lies, but also it’s Palin so this shouldn’t be news, per se. Ehh, so like for example, she went to literally four other schools before graduating from the University of Idaho but doesn’t list them all here. And right, it’s actually beyond [...]

HUMILIATION

Tim Pawlenty Was The Iowa Republicans’ Sarah Palin Replacement Safety Speaker

by Juli Weiner

11:44 am October 7, 2009

HA! What have we here, buried in this nothing news item about Tim Pawlenty going to headline the “Ronald Reagan Dinner,” the proceeds of which benefit Republicans In Iowa, or Republicans From Iowa, or Republicans Without Iowa, something like that. Ummm… voila: “In July, organizers of the event had said they had tried to line [...]

FUCK YOU STEVE SCHMIDT

McCain’s Old Strategist Steve Schmidt Does Not Believe In Sarah Palin!

by Juli Weiner

11:16 am October 2, 2009

John McCain’s former TUFF-TALKING campaign strategist Steve Schmidt—whose job it was to knowingly tell outrageous lies in attempts to try to manipulate an entire nation into electing Sarah Palin, some sort of mystical and feared Loch Ness character who figures prominently in the oral histories of the moose community—has changed his mind. He has changed [...]

MIAMI VICE

Republican Governors Are So Bitter About Palin

by Juli Weiner

1:26 pm November 14, 2008

It looks like Sarah Palin is ruining the caliente Miami vacay for all the other Republican governors, and they just hate her for it. Mostly it was Thursday’s linguistics-defying speech, which some anonymous Republican governors have correctly deemed retarded. They say Palin has been selfishly “sucking up all the media oxygen,” which is against the [...]