• February 13, 2012

paranoia

WE KNEW IT! That Google thought it could win over our trust by keeping secret about our favorite porn and about our weird health fears, but now it’s gone too far: It’s single-handedly taken down Glenn Beck’s best bro, Hosni Mubarak. Look, this isn’t a political thing. Glenn Beck didn’t like it when Bing gave [...]

OMG you guys, you’re never going to guess who’s destroying Minnesota Congress-Queen Michele Bachmann and her political career this week. It’s not Walter Mondale — he already destroyed her a few weeks ago. No, this new villain guy is even more popular than Mondale, if you can believe it … as if that’s even possible.

That Clean Energy and Security Act that Congress was so sure it passed yesterday? Nice try commies, it’s basically still in galley form! The Examiner‘s SCOOP reveals there’s a 300 page “manager’s amendment” that hasn’t been edited into the official 1,090 page copy of the bill, which all members of Congress have read and would [...]

Ha ha, these people are funny because they named their magazine “Paranoia,” meaning they recognize that they are simply insane people with a printing press. [Reason]