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Lame Ensign Scandal Getting Super-Funny In A Hurry

by Jim Newell

4:52 pm July 9, 2009

It was bad enough for sex person John Ensign when his mistress’ husband (his friend Doug Hampton!) claimed that Ensign paid Cindy Hampton $25,000 in severance when she left his PAC, because this may have been a campaign finance violation of some sort. Damn you, John McCain! But NOW, in the necessary legal response Ensign’s [...]

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Cindy McCain Continues To Steal Easily Googlable Recipes

by Jim Newell

5:19 pm June 16, 2008

A few months ago, John McCain’s second and current wife, “Trollop” Cindy, was caught stealing recipes from the Food Network and publishing them as her own material, a simple lapse of ethics that you’re supposed to learn, and master, at age four. To atone for this, Cindy fired a hapless intern. But the problem was [...]