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David Blaine Should Be A Marine Sniper, For Reasons That Are Obvious
4:03 pm June 11, 2009
Hey! Have you heard about hydrogen barackside, the disinfectant that “kills capitalism on contact?” Ha Ha. It kills capitalism on contact. Not to be confused with the soothing effect of crack mccaine, which “makes sucking that dick so worth it.” [RedState] During these troubled times, Marine Snipers need to learn how to resist torture, just [...]
Steve Doocy’s Son Still Not As Terrible As Steve Doocy
by Jim Newell
by Jim Newell
1:31 pm April 16, 2008






