petworth
Before you appear on a reality tee-vee program, make sure to read the STD clause in your release very carefully. Very very carefully. Because MTV will not fix your genitals if you dry-hump a love sack and then contract the crotch rot. Contractually, MTV is simply not responsible. It’s in your contract, understand? Good. Now [...]
Your brunch reviewer doesn’t get up to Petwork too often. But the Eastern European and Scandinavian brunch fare at Domku, which means “little house” in Polish, is worth the trip.
Fearing the tourist mobs on the Mall but needing a national monument fix? Head to the mysterious land of Petworth, home to Abraham Lincoln’s famous Washington cottage!
