piper palin
Hey, there’s America’s favorite biker and her Chief of Staff Piper on that one teevee show, America’s Funniest Home Videos or whatever. We are told the dancers have courage and joy and thus we have lost another few minutes of our existence to this woman. BUT WAS SHE BOOED? DID THIS CROWD DECIDE SHE IS [...]
It turns out Piper has one other hobby besides calling into morning drive-time radio shows: ballet. After this is revealed at about the three-minute mark, Steve Doocy predicts Piper will tell Bristol to “SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT.” “I know how little kids talk,” he explains. Yes, tell that to Piper when she is [...]
Why did we put Conservatives4Palin in our RSS feed? Right now we are slitting our wrists, because this is just awful. Piper Palin “called in” to this terrible Alaska morning drive (for commutes from one patch of barren tundra to another?) time radio show on Joe Miller’s glorious primary day, yet “this one slipped through [...]
A top secret super secret Wonkette operative has sent us photos of pages 379 and 380 from Going Rogue! Here is the part where Piper Palin kidnaps every liberal reporter in America on her boat and feeds them to the ancient Ice Goblin who lives five nauts upstream. What else is on these two particular [...]
Everybody is very ANGRY with Sarah Palin for spending tens of thousands of hard-working Alaskans’ tax dollars flying her daughters to various conferences and putting them up at the Ritz and then saying they were there on “official duty” to cut ribbons and stuff. And yes, this is pretty fucking lame, particularly given that there [...]
