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Before we turned off the teevee after that terrible debate last night, the Republican Party’s appointed Divider, Frank Luntz, was doing what he always does, standing in front of the whitest people he could find in a few hours, asking them questions to find out how best to make people like this think their political [...]
Look, people who are constantly asking him for jobs in his inevitable administration, Herman Cain is not interested in your silly Muslims! They are allowed to practice their religion in private, just like Baptists or Catholics or other Christians. That’s it; no serving in the judiciary for them. Just like Baptists or Catholics or other [...]
The Pentagon has announced that it is “repositioning” U.S. war ships, aircraft and “nearly 2,000 Marines” in the Mediterranean Sea, to “provide for flexibility [when we invade Libya].” According to America’s top diplomat Hillary Clinton, the United States and its aircraft carriers believe that “there will be the need for support for humanitarian intervention. We [...]
Wednesday, February 9: The USDA has just targeted its first fancy-food victim in the War on Fat: pizza. It turns out that a slice of American factory-franchise pizza is supposedly not good for you. But what about the gigantic triangular cheese slabs purchased on the vomit-crusted streets of Adams Morgan, or the slices served out [...]
Jack Abramoff has finished his six-month stint working at Tov Pizza, “a modest kosher pizzeria in a heavily Jewish section of northwest Baltimore” — a job he held down while living in a halfway house following his stint in federal prison for being too good at his job and also ruining Tom DeLay’s beautiful life. [...]
Supporters of Roland W. Burris, who is packing up his United States Senate office this week to come home to Chicago, have filed the necessary paperwork so that he may seek the city’s top job. [...] Mr. Burris, who was appointed to finish the senate term of Barack Obama, was approached this fall, his aides [...]
If you can figure out how to order a pizza and then get the pizza out of the box and into your gut, then you’ve got all the mental skills necessary to be a TSA groper and iPhone thief: Our former sister site Consumerist writes: The ad, touting a “career where x-ray vision and federal [...]
Tonight, July 7: What should you do tonight? Should you be a Wonkette reader who actually lives in DC, you should come to our Weeping Eagle Awards, of course. The ceremony/happy hour/comedic political hour is tonight at Solly’s and it includes free southern treats and whoopie pies, drink specials and actual physical weeping eagles awards. [...]
Jack Abramoff! Remember that guy? Corrupt lobbyist something something Congressman A something something Filipina sex slaves blah blah golf junkets yadda yadda yadda WHATEVER, you can Google this business yourself, what do we look like, your personal political scandal historians? We’re all about the future, not the past, and in the future, Jack Abramoff, who [...]
Thursday, June 17:If you’ve been watching the World Cup, you’ve probably become viciously anti-American. You may also like Latinos and have contemplated which salad, cupcake or modern furniture store to loot should the U.S. tie/win on Friday. But before you lose all sense of good will, head to Town Tavern on Thursday night for a [...]
If you’re hungry (which is likely) and you want to eat out, you basically have four options for restaurants in DC: small plates, southern food, burgers, or pizza. Throw in a random Belgian or French place and that pretty much sums up dining in the District. More of an observation than a complaint really — [...]
Eating out is an enjoyable process because you don’t have to do anything besides decide what you want to eat and then eat it. However, when eating out becomes a complicated ordeal, like it can be at Ulah Bistro, well then we may have a problem.
Just like how some politicians get involved in a host of illegal dealings and extramarital affairs and still think we care what they have to say (please go away Newt), some management groups create four restaurants in DC that serve slight variations of the same food and think we’ll just swoon over them all. It’s [...]
There are many fine upscale pizza places in D.C. , but only one of them has an all-you-can-drink mimosa deal for only $9 at brunch. Sure, the “champagne” is Andre — the Two-Buck-Chuck of sparkling wine — reminiscent of sorority formals where that stuff flowed like water. Unlike sorority formals, however, RedRocks Firebrick Pizzeria in [...]
