• February 14, 2012

pledge of allegiance

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Hero Judge Throws Attorney In Jail For Not Reciting Pledge of Allegiance

by Jack Stuef

4:45 pm October 7, 2010

Apparently SOME lawyers would rather recite pledges of allegiance to MUSLIM NOODLE SOUP than THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, a fact that does not sit well with patriot Mississippi Chancery Court Judge Talmadge Littlejohn, who threw attorney Danny Lampley in jail yesterday for failing to recite the Pledge in court. This is rather illegal for [...]

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Terrible Congressman Comically Screws Up His Precious Pledge Of Allegiance

by Jim Newell

4:17 pm November 5, 2009

This one is a beauty. Congressman Todd Akin, speaking before the Bachmaniacs at the Super Bowl of Retardation, delivers a glib lecture about the Pledge of Allegiance, its history, and its awesome inclusion of “Under God.” He asks the crowd to join him in the Pledge, because it “drives the liberals crazy.” And then he [...]

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Teabaggers Scream Pledge Of Allegiance At Tiny, Fleeing Figure Of Carl Levin

by Sara K. Smith

12:51 pm August 3, 2009

Think Progress has a pretty good roundup of angry wingnuts attempting to harass their elected legislators to death over healthcare, but this clip is particularly entertaining. What is it with these creeps and the Pledge of Allegiance? (Answer: it is the only piece of “poetry” they know besides the dosage directions on their diabeetus meds.) [...]

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Obama PWNS Dingbat Demanding Pledge of Allegiance

by Ken Layne

12:23 am August 7, 2008

Here’s your Barack Obama dealing with an angry dingbat who somehow got press credentials for a campaign rally at Ohio’s Baldwin-Wallace College. The dingbat, identified as either “John Quinn” or “John Q. Public,” started hollering as Obama began a stump speech about energy or something. And then it got funny.

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Pelosi Thanks God That Attempt To Insulate “Under God” Phrase in Pledge of Allegiance From Legal Challenges Will Fail

by Nick Gillespie

1:31 pm July 19, 2006