• February 13, 2012

poison

BREAKING

by Jim Newell

3:42 pm April 1, 2009

RUSH LIMBAUGH SCOOP: OBAMA WILL POISON YOUR ANUS: Gordon Brown if you are out there on the Internet we must pass along Rush Limbaugh’s very important safety warning about the dangers of poison anal fucking: “But the slobbering [over Barack Obama], the slobbering… this guy, folks I’m telling ya, if he keeps this up throughout [...]

PENTAGON

Poison Satellite Could Reign In Terror For Weeks

by Jim Newell

2:38 pm February 25, 2008

TOP

FEMA’s Tips For Encountering a Poison, Crashing Satellite

by Jim Newell

10:39 am February 21, 2008

ELECTIONS

World’s Hottest PMILF Maybe Wins Ukraine Election?

by Ken Layne

1:54 pm October 1, 2007

DICK CHENEY

Dick Says Drink Up!

by Alex Pareene

2:36 pm June 27, 2007

GEORGE W. BUSH

In Closed Meeting, Putin Surprises Bush With Missile Plan, Polonium-Laced Jujube

by Alex Pareene

10:01 am June 8, 2007

DOGS

China Taking Our Jobs, Killing Our Pets

by Ken Layne

1:31 pm March 30, 2007

JON STEWART

Rumors On The Internets: Because ‘No Reason’ Isn’t a Reason

by Ken Layne

9:18 pm November 29, 2006

SUPREME COURT

Supreme Court Justices Stubbornly Refuse Poisoned Cookies

by Ken Layne

5:47 pm November 17, 2006

BILL CLINTON

Bill Clinton Makes Colin Powell Sick, Duh

by phuestis

11:16 am July 7, 2006