polar bears
It’s a good thing Russia isn’t full of Commie Rooskies anymore, and is instead ruled with an iron fist by a fascist kleptocracy — America’s biggest energy company just cut a deal with Russia’s state-run oil company to kill off the last polar bears and get the sweet, sweet crude under the rapidly melting ice [...]
It’s amazing he lasted this long. He was dead inside years ago. Veterinary experts performed a necropsy Monday on Berlin zoo’s celebrity polar bear Knut to try to determine why he died suddenly over the weekend. The four-year-old polar bear died Saturday afternoon in front of visitors, turning around several times and then dropping to [...]
What is it with this man and polar bears? He just sees them wherever he goes. Is it because they’re the embodiment of the American Dream, which is to be as large and white as possible? Any way, it looks like he and his family got really drunk this New Year’s. On LSD. Oh, we [...]
Sarah Palin is going to be back on the teevee, this time for some Kate Plus Eight show on TLC with “Kate Gosselin” that your great-aunt watches. And thus Palin has reached the next stop on the road to the presidency, as all candidates must first prove their worth on a TLC reality show following [...]
Gas will soon cost less than a buck a gallon, as nobody has a dollar, and nobody has a job to drive to anyway. Even Wal-Marts are closing down. And now Knut the cute polar bear, who was photographed topless by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair just last year, is an unwanted and unloved victim [...]
