• February 13, 2012

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Primary season is underway like hotcakes! Next week, the “very hyped” Democratic Senate primary race between Arlen Specter and Rep. Joe Sestak will reach its terrifying conclusion, and the old man appears to be on his way to a loss. It doesn’t help him now, either, that Sestak is going around yapping about how Specter [...]

Check out the trend, losers! The Blacks are slowly gaining on the Indians, and blood will run through the streets of Real America soon… SOON! But what could account for this sudden swing in favor of the health care reform plan, which, as Republicans had assured us, had been memorized, analyzed, cross-checked, and graded a [...]

…This kind of looks like a penis. [Pollster]

In the months leading up to the presidential election, the single most important time of the day, every day, was late in the afternoon, when Nate Silver’s “Today’s Polls, dd/mm” from FiveThirtyEight would appear in America’s Google Readers. Nothing excited liberals more than seeing a new SurveyUSA poll showing Obama +7 in Virginia, for example, [...]