• February 13, 2012

presidential run

Even tense fringe hillbillies like Terry Jones have clued into the fact that there’s money to be made off a long-shot Republican presidential run this time around owing to the fact that the weepy, undecided GOP base is full of hungry fear junkies who’ll immediately trade campaign donations in exchange for their frenzy fix faster [...]

“Y2K Redux TEXUS 4 PREZ” should be your Twitter journalizm headline any day now, according to People Who Know Things. “Sources say” Rick Perry will likely announce his candidacy within the next few weeks. A Google search on Perry’s name has auto-fill “Rick Perry gay” still holding steady at the number three spot, so there’s [...]

Remember how you people all hated Hillary Clinton for having the temerity to run against Barack Obama and suggest that he was too busy enjoying sex with his pretty wife to answer phone calls at 3am, unlike Hillary Clinton who never sleeps and stays awake at night seething with rage while her husband picks up [...]