Barry Is Talking About Reverend Wright On The TeeVee! (Now With Video!)
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
Finally, Barry is holding a Big Time press conference about Reverend Wright, and it’s on all the teevee channels! He is SO ANGRY that he even said “I am angry.” He’s just starting to take questions now, so let’s liveblog this annoying spectacle. (UPDATE: Video of Obama’s angry opening statement at the end). MORE »
Finally, Barry is holding a Big Time press conference about Reverend Wright, and it’s on all the teevee channels! He is SO ANGRY that he even said “I am angry.” He’s just starting to take questions now, so let’s liveblog this annoying spectacle. (UPDATE: Video of Obama’s angry opening statement at the end). MORE »
Bill Clinton actually thinks Obama is running against him, which may or may not be true. Who else would he run against, the wife? Women can’t be president. In response to a question about which of The Clintons Barry was running against, President Bill responded: 
Hey everybody, turns out Dick Cheney is in pretty good health after all — pretty good for a vengeance demon yanked from his native hell dimension, anyway! 
Didn’t anyone tell Bush that it’s a SNOW DAY? No one’s at work! These poor reporters had to trudge through three inches of slush to listen to this nonsense!
The highlight of the press conference so far has been the President not knowing the meaning of the word “reflexive,” and him repeatedly interrupting and abusing Elaine Quijano (”I’m getting old” “I understand, Mr. President, do y–” “No you don’t.”). Otherwise, he’s just pissed off and cranky as usual. 
Bush, on the Iraq Study Group: “I appreciated the fact that they laid out a series of recommendations, and they’re worthy of serious study… We agree that victory in a Iraq is important.”
“Blurry white guys for change!” 
You know, we keep forgetting that it’s the Democratic Party we’re talking about when we make these crazy predictions: