prizes
There is an annual Oscar(TM) Award Thing for the Internet, called “The Bloggies.” It is fun! Especially the winning part, that is fun. So, thank you to you nice people who nominated us, and thank you to you nice people for voting for us. [2011 Weblog Award Bloggies]
Chinese dissident Liu Xiaobo is going to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize Friday, because “peace” apparently is now a synonym for “toiling in vain for democracy.” China does not like this very much, as Liu is sitting in one of their prisons, so they decided to make their very own peace prize. According to [...]
Today John McCain announced his most insanely simplistic campaign idea yet: a science fair contest. He proposed “a $300 million government prize to whoever can develop an automobile battery that far surpasses existing technology.” Screw you people; Wonkette is going to Home Depot to buy sheet metal, rivets, and Legos right now.
