• February 13, 2012

processed meats

FACTS ARE STUPID THINGS

Sarah Palin Was Also Wrong About That Slim Jim Thing

by Blair Burke

7:28 pm July 12, 2011

Just yesterday, we celebrated star actress of The Learning Channel, Sarah Palin, and her sweatshirt-glam cover on Newsweek magazine, where she bravely declared, “I can win,” even though she is not in any sort of snowshoe race or Scrabble match at the moment, not that she could possibly win either of those things. The most [...]

EXOTICISTS

Obama Loves Fancy Imports, Such As Dijon Mustard And Terrorists

by Sara K. Smith

11:53 am June 9, 2009

President Obama, in addition to his many duties as Illegitimate Muslin Overlord of the United States, runs a secret and lucrative sideline business importing the international meat delicacy known as “Guantanamo Bay manflesh.” His first import arrived in New York this week, and John Boehner does not like this one bit.