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Posts Tagged ‘death and destruction’

Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Hurricanes

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Hanna Montana.Good Morning, America! Did you love your two weeks of political conventions and soaring (or lame) rhetoric? No? Well, Allah has a treat for you! A million more hurricanes are headed to America, to kill everyone. Hanna will destroy wealthy white coastal regions of Georgia and North Carolina and Florida. [AP, CNN]