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Here’s something good about our new Great Depression: All Internet companies are going under, soon, along with the websites of newspapers and cable channels, and of course all the companies that provide the free blogging. What this means, we sincerely hope, is the end of Web Comments, forever. It was an “interesting” experiment, etc., and we’ll miss a few comments (the ones on Wonkette), but overall, it’s going to be wonderful to never ever again read some ignorant subliterate racist typing with one finger about the “n____r’s lovers” who are, of course, “biggot biased assholes.” MORE »

Only a dozen more days of crazy emails from the brave nuts warning us about Barack Obama’s sinister plans for the world, as revealed by a telephone psychic in the 16th Century! Ha, not really! Assuming Obama somehow wins the election, in this country, these wingnuts are going to make the Clinton era’s talk-radio New World Order paranoia look like a beautiful time of civilized discourse. Let’s read today’s email of the day! MORE »

This isn’t technically an “email,” but a comment left on your editor’s new AOL column — we know, we know, fish in a barrel, etc. But it is just too good to sit unnoticed between another hundred dumb comments, so let’s enjoy the financial wisdom and cheery electoral predictions from “Simon.” MORE »

Wonkette established itself early as the publication of record for all things Sarah Palin, so it’s no surprise that random mouth-breathing yokels emerging from their basement masturbatoriums to eagerly Google “SARAH PALIN NAKED” would end up looking at this site — a weird amalgam of dirty jokes, paeans to Truck Nutz, and actual political news — and find themselves a little baffled. MORE »

There’s a great new video on the YouTubez, according to today’s Email of the Day. “I hope after listening to my short video you will have leaned something interesting and new. Interesting and new enough to let others know about it. My video is narrated by Mr. W. McSpeedy, a character I created for the sole purpose of what the video is all about.” Fuck yeah, this is going to be awesome. MORE »

Ever since the Bingo Hall (Clinton campaign HQ) closed, we’ve experienced a tragic drop-off in whimsical nutball emails. So it was with both gratitude and relief that we opened this gem today. Apparently we should not watch any movies with Scarlett Johansson in them, because it upsets the parents of her clone, or something. Maybe this is one of them viral marketing dealies, for The Island, three years late? Or maybe this chick really is a clone, which sort of makes sense: the blank expression, the monotone … Full frontal kookiness after the jump. MORE »