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Here is a super cool action-shot of Julian Assange jumping over a fence at the Tower of London after feeding some cornish hens, or whatever, for some reason. Yes, Julian Assange has nothing better to do than pose for some cute photos in a Santa costume for Newsweek while celebrating the birth of the original [...]
Hey look, this pickup truck has figured out what the letters in “Obama” mean: “One Big Ass Mistake America.” Except it seems to be missing a comma. (Probably stoled by socialism.) What exactly is this truck saying? “One Big Ass, Mistake America”? Saucy and unpatriotic! “One Big Ass Mistake, America”? That seems more likely, but [...]
According to some guy on Tumblr: “How long was I in Virginia before spotting a handwritten, misspelled Tea Party message on a dry-erase board duct-taped to the back of a truck? Literally ten minutes.”
Those Nazis made it close for a while, but in the end, it couldn’t have gone to a better guy.
But which one? [Politico]
Thanks to Wonkette operative “Jonathan R.” for snapping this dapper slob protesting at the Washington Monument yesterday. What’s his beef? THE GAYS. Why won’t they “debate him” no matter how many times he asks, in public (restrooms), for debating reasons?
Wonkette Muscle Beach Operative “Jim B.” sends us this hot sexy photo he took in Venice Beach over the weekend, where the communist Dennis Kucinich and his Elfin Queen, Liz, were vacationing during the “why does this even exist?” two-week Congressional recess. Look at this super-cool ruff rider, with the shades and popped collar. “I [...]
Wonkette zombie sex operative “Karen N.” of Iowa City, Iowa, sends us this filthy picture she took yesterday — “Sorry for sending you this eye candy a little late. We were drinking.” — during Obama’s “We passed health care but here’s a rally anyway” thing. This fellow wants to know what Obama did with his [...]
Here is the latest piece from our future Wonkette Art Show of Comical Cable News Screen Grabs, to be performed for our alien overlords in 2023. Conservatives struck gold, many months ago, when they successfully branded the Democrats’ deal with Mary Landrieu as the “Louisiana Purchase.” As a follow-up they tried “Cornhusker Kickback” for Ben [...]
Silly Charlie Rangel. If you’re going to try changing your name as a way of escaping the taint of Charlie Rangel (ha ha most disgusting mental image ever), you shouldn’t pick the name of another famous tax evader. [Huffington Post]
Are we seeing this correctly? Because we think we’re seeing it correctly: Andre Bauer, the allegedly gay-as-the-dickens French lieutenant governor of “America’s Bordeaux,” South Carolina, has provided CNN with his gayest-ever photo to accompany its article about how he regrets comparing poor people to poor French farm animals, the ones he and Tom Cruise would [...]
Of course, PROBE avoidance was the only way for Chairman COX to escape Madoff’s TAINT. GET IT????? Thank you loquaciousmusic for the screenshot! [AP]
Look at their sweet coordinated dance moves! It’s like that “Thriller” video, only at the end, everybody has to give them 39 billion dollars. [NPR]
