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Some sneaky Jew-Jew-Yamaka snuck a Star of David onto the roof of the Iran Air headquarters and Allah is PISSED. [Winston's Cat] Angelina Jolie is a BITCH because she hates America (but mostly because she is a woman). [Debbie Schlussel] Breitbart’s Greg Gutfield went to East Germany to learn about one of the most socially [...]
The most powerful branch of the U.S. government, the UN, is going to take away all your guns and force all Americans to dip their fries in disgusting mayonnaise like a common Belgian. [WorldNetDaily] At least America still has the best brown-people-killing boom-boom sticks in the world. USA! USA! [FoxNews] Enough of this gay-ass “diplomacy,” [...]
America’s hipsters will soon have a new ironic, chemically aged piss-beer to drink, but only if the bravest beer baron in America successfully sues the federal government for his first amendment right to plaster the American flag all over his fermented garbage. [NewsOK] Uh oh, some Jihadists issued a fatwa against McDonald’s. Where will K-Lo [...]
The most misunderstood American patriot and author of No Country For Old Men, Joseph McCarthy, is finally getting the historical revisionism he deserves. [Washington Times] Our fascist government has to — get this — PAY for jailing illegal immigrants. Why not just throw them into a tire fire? [Fox News] Because Muslims shamelessly worship that [...]
Michelle Antoinette’s fashion atrocities continue to destroy lives overseas, but worry not, the fashion police are hot on her Allah-chic heels. [Michelle Obama's Mirror] Give the gift of jar-fetus to all the loved ones this Christmas with a Planned Parenthood buy-one get-one-free abortion coupon. [Now Public] Obviously you can’t water the Tree of Liberty with [...]
America’s new national anthem serves as a delightful accompaniment to some hawt elephant p0rno. [YouTube] Little Lord Fauntleroy would like to remind the filthy American colonists that this tea-shed election is really a victory for the Magna Carta. [Telegraph] The Democratic Party is the aborted dumpster-fetus of America, which is OK because they were whiny [...]
Famous ivory tower elitist/terrorist Bill Ayers endorsed this weekend’s Comedy Central rallies, which is a grave insult to the dear leader and progenitor of all rallies, Glenn Beck. [ImpeachObamaCampaign] Armies have no need for diversity — just look at the SS! [Breitbart] If Michelle Obama hates fat kids so much, shouldn’t she be trying to [...]
Instead of banning hate speech, FARCEbook should just give guns to all those suicidal gay teens. [RedState] Obama is secretly calculating the demise of the American economy, so he and his down-low boyfriend, Tim Geithner, can get off on the destruction of America. [RFD America] Finally, some Republicans are bravely standing up against the most [...]
McDonald’s was SECRETLY Halal for a day or two, which infuriated the Teabaggers because they paid for PIG-anus, goddamnit, not some disgusting Sharia meat. [Creeping Sharia] Science proves that Moses used miracle wind-power, just like Captain Planet, to part the Red Sea. [InstituteForCreationResearch] Monopolies are actually GOOD for competitive enterprise, because it makes the competition [...]
The Victory Mosque Imam and his wife got some death threats, but it’s OK because they basically deserve to die. [Atlas Shrugs] America’s most favorite propaganda tool, driving trucks around with sexy wingnut billboards attached, is finally being used in the War On Propaganda. [CNS] In Darfur, people have difficulty trusting in God because their [...]
Joe “The Unlicensed Plumber” Wurzelbacher speaks out like MLK against the most crushingly anti-constitooshun special interest group in America, The Humane Society. [Breitbart] The Gaza strip is like Disneyland for Mohammed and friends, but only when Israel is operating the rides. [BareNakedIslam] America’s only hope is to return to the golden age of foodstuffs, the [...]
Michelle Antoinette and King Louis Hussein XIV held a ecstasy-rich dance party in petit-Versailles while the poor American people want only for bread and water. [Gateway Pundit] Adding to her numerous list of decadent crimes, the first lady also terrorized New York city personally, shouting “Let them eat cake!” from Air Force One. [HillBuzz] America’s [...]
Health Care reform’s nefarious “laws” will rise from the murky depth of Obama’s black heart and obliterate America’s most treasured and at-risk population, health insurance companies. [NCPA] Viking conservative Erick Erickson puts it all in perspective for his toddler-aged readership: apparently winning a primary doesn’t equal winning an election. [RedState] Just like how homophobia isn’t [...]
A video game from 1998 CONCLUSIVELY PROVES that Marxism is a lie. [Ludwig Von Mises Institute] The Huffington Post and some Islamaphobe blog are in a juicy spat because HuffPo reported the Islamaphobe’s Islamaphobic ads were taken down when they were actually not taken down, prompting MASSIVE RETALIATION via blog post. [AtlasShrugs] One day after [...]
