public relations
IMPROVE YOUR IMAGE BY HIRING ONE OF SARAH PALIN’S KIDS TO DO IT FOR YOU: Bristol Palin gave birth to a public relations firm named “BSMP,” today in Alaska! The father of this invention? Necessity. “BSMP”: the most important acronym in PR besides “PR.” [Chicago Sun-Times]
Sad whine, sad whine: Some of our nation’s saddest Republicans are terribly upset that Barack Obama will not put in an excruciating bad-faith appearance on some Fox News program this Sunday. You see, Obama will be stopping by the other major networks this weekend to talk about health care on “Meet the Press,” “State of [...]
Print journalism and punditry are officially dead, because Richard Wolffe killed them. He has quit his job at Newsweek and will go work for Public Strategies, the PR outfit helmed by Dan Bartlett that also employs our beloved sad cowboy Mark McKinnon. Basically, any journalist who is sufficiently competent to pen a press release is [...]
The government rescued insurance giant AIG from its own wretched, greedy incompetence by giving the evil company $80 billion $150 billion of your tax dollars. With this insane reward for being an epic failure, AIG was supposed to rebuild its core business — which is insurance, not gambling like a drunken fool and destroying the [...]






