public service announcements
In this brave new era of impotent smokeballs and puke fountains, it’s never been more appealing to retreat into your basement, with fertile plants and sawed-off weapons, never to emerge until bond prices fall or something. But what to do when the liquor runs out? DC Snacks, a company created in god’s own image, is [...]
KNOCK IT OFF CRETINS: A number of commenters have recently gotten the ax for writing a bunch of foul unfunny garbage in the comments. Before you hit “Submit” on your latest masterpiece involving female genitals, minors, or anal rape, please think about whether this makes you look like a cretinous woman-hating loser.
