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Romney, jealous of those who butcher the English language: “America will repudiate Obama-style liberalism.” Huckabee, frothing with murderous imagery: “It’s going to be a great time for us to convene those death panels and finally offer a lethal injection to the kind of congressional arrogance we have had them lording over us for so long.” [...]
Last week, Joe Biden was at a fundraiser for Senate candidate Lee Fisher when he opened his big mouth. “LeBron James is coming back,” Biden said. Last night, LeBron James announced that some “privileged” kids were getting scholarships to the University of Phoenix so that they will get a bad education and also that he [...]
DIANNE FEINSTEIN SAYS A COMICAL THING! Reliably annoying Democrat Dianne Feinstein is getting all “meh” on health care, right now, of course: “I just find that if you’re going to remake a sixth of the American economy, it’s very difficult at this time of great economic angst.” Yes! It’s not Smart to fix a major [...]
Wonkette Political Apparel Operative “Lisa” directs us to a magical store on CNN where you can buy tee shirts with funny quotes on them. But buy now because the shirts are only on sale until the headline falls off the “Latest News” section!!!! Oh no wait they have an archive too. Brilliant. [CNN Shirt]






