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Are you bummed about not being able to own African slaves, both because of your permanently doomed financial condition and also the anti-state’s-rights 13th amendment to the Constitution? Well we hope you are enjoying being an angry old white slob with a moldy sofa on your porch! Also, you may want to “subscribe” to the [...]
Who is this vile, lisping piglet known as the “top ranking Republican” on the Senate Judiciary Committee calling everybody and everything (mostly Elena Kagan) Communist and Anti-American? Why it’s Alabama heartthrob Jeff Sessions, the Reagan-era U.S. attorney in Mobile who, when nominated by the Gipper to be U.S. District Court judge in southern Alabama, was [...]
Brown-bashing governatrix Jan Brewer is SO MAD at Hillary Clinton that she could just vomit letter K’s, in triplets. Earlier this month, Ol’ Hillz went and told some Ecuadorian browns that the Justice Department — FEDS, from THE BELTWAY — will be suing Arizona over its popular new immigration law without informing Arizona (i.e., Jan [...]
Father’s Day is this Sunday — how can you make sure that your gift to Dad wins the morning? As luck would have it, many legal Creative-Americans have beautiful shirts, stickers, and other items that will totally please your Pops. Your Wonkette found many such treasures at our favorite old retail haunt, CafePress. Let’s look [...]
Arizona’s favorite toxic whitening agent Steve Blair has finally emerged from his Clorox-scented lair to make his first public appearance since becoming Internet Famous. So what did the Prescott city councilman, leader of the tragically successful “Scream Racist Things at Children” campaign and freshly fired radio guy, have to say? And did it involve calling [...]
Well hooray for them, they actually showed some cojones — that’s hip hop for “backbone” — and the principal got himself some principles somewhere.
A little bit of justice? Maybe. A news website and tourism agency in Prescott, Arizona, announced in the dead of night that Prescott city councilman and local-wingnut KYCA talk-show idiot Steve Blair has been fired from his radio show because he’s bringing national shame to Prescott because he campaigned to have the faces of little [...]
Hard to find even the Gallows Humor in this story, so maybe we won’t even try. Maybe it’s time to admit that large chunks of America are in the hands of unreconstructed racists and vulgar idiots, and that the popular election of a black man as president just might’ve pushed these furious, economically doomed old [...]
California’s Orange County has long been known and despised for its Bircher-Wingnut-Libertarian politics and angry upper-middle-class white people, but it was also the birthplace of the dirt-poor anxious weirdo Richard Nixon, who was so obsessed with the wealthy and the confident that he dedicated his whole dirty life to worming his way up to the [...]
At this point we’re all well acquainted with Nikki Haley, who’s running for the GOP nomination for governor in South Carolina, and who may have had hot sexx affairs with a political blogger (GROSS) and one of her rival’s consultants (at a “school-choice convention in Salt Lake City,” also GROSS). But now her campaign is [...]
America’s bravest Fighter of Mexicans, Arizona governor Jan Brewer, just can’t stop talking about all the good reasons to round up brown people and kill them. After all, didn’t the Nazis round up all the Jews and Catholics and Queers and Other Minorities and kill them? Exactly. Oh wait, but the Nazis were the Bad [...]
A thousand thanks to Wonkette hero tipster “Geminisunmars” for pointing us to this story from the Colorado Independent about how lots of people who hate immigration — including former Congressman/laff-a-minute presidential candidate Tom Tancredo — have come to hate each other almost as much if not more so than the immigrants that they also hate. [...]
Here is Les Phillip, Republican congressional candidate from Alabama. He criticizes Barack Obama for befriending all sorts of terrorists instead of joining the Navy, like Les Phillip did. Phillip says he will stop Obama from destroying America, “and they’re not gonna call me a racist.” (Hilariously, he takes off his glasses while saying this, as [...]
