rapture
Welcome to the official newsletter of Heaven! Yes, the Rapture happened, and you won! You’re in Paradise! (Sorry it’s exactly like the world you left behind; perhaps you should appreciate the world you left behind a little more!) We are too a-scared to wait up until whenever the rapture is supposed to hit California and [...]
According to the world’s major news organizations, the biggest news story on Earth right now is some made-up End of the World freakout — all because some wacky old man with those radio stations broadcasting the religious stuff just cold decided the world was going to end today! Old people are weird. And the Wonkbot [...]
The world is ending this weekend … or is it? Because of some billboards put up by crazy fundamentalist doomsayers, an “Internet Meme” has spread around the Internet about an alleged apocalyptic event here on Earth this Saturday, May 21. We’ve prepared an easy “clip ‘n save” listicle so that you know what to do [...]
Good news, atheists: The mythological “Rapture” appears to be happening, in America! But it’s happening very, very slowly: While the United States was 86% Christian less than two decades ago, in 1990, last year that percentage fell to 76%. And a full 15% of Americans now say they are not religious at all — nearly [...]
WHY DID GOD CAUSE THE FINANCIAL MELTDOWN? “You’re not just losing your job and your house and your future, but you won’t even need a future, because Jesus is coming back to kill us all.” [AOL Political Machine]
