• February 13, 2012

Real America

Forget the brown menace slithering out of Mexico under border fences and over the dead bodies of hardworking American fat people. There’s a new Satan in town, and this wolf eschews the clothing of sheep in favor of the sexxxay apparel preferred by 17th-century Swiss Anabaptists. Yes, the descendants of Jakob Ammann are coming to [...]

Barack Obama showed up at the local community center in Quincy, Illinois the other day to hand out free money to illegal immigrants, so the local Tea Party piled in their minivans and drove over there to protest. But Sultan Hussein did not want these patriots exercising their rights, so he called out his royal [...]