• February 14, 2012

republican governors association

BUT YOUR LOVIN' DON'T PAY MY BILLS

Haley Barbour Will Buy the Republican Party, With Money

by Josh Fruhlinger

10:53 am September 3, 2010

Oh, sad face, did you know that the Republican National Committee, which solely exists to raise money for Republican candidates, has no money? It had money at one point, we suppose, but somehow it let it all slip through its fingers, or maybe nobody was giving new money to it because Republicans don’t like giving [...]

SECURING THE FUTURE OF THAT AMERICAN IDOL SHOW

News Corporation Makes Very Necessary $1 Million Donation To Republicans

by Jack Stuef

3:05 pm August 17, 2010

Corporations like to throw $5,000 or $10,000 here and there to various candidates and groups to try to curry favor and buy votes when they need them in the future. Modern Democracy: Suck On the Fun!™ But rarely is is that a corporation donates a cool MILLION DOLLARS to a political party. Wow, they must [...]

RUNNIN' AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS

Your Summary Of ‘All That’s Worth Doing’ At The Republican Governors Conference!

by Jim Newell

3:58 pm November 11, 2008

Starting tomorrow, a bunch of leaders from the loser party will meet in the spicy gay Mexican outpost of Miami, Florida, for the most important event of the year: the Republican Governors Association’s 2008 Annual Conference (.PDF). Yay! They will supposedly discuss the future of the party, but since there is no future, it will [...]