• February 13, 2012

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THEY JUST WANT TO GO HOME: Fox News, of all places, is the first major organization to call Virginia for Obama. Others will probably trickle in shortly, but this just seems passive-aggressive of Fox News to us. “YOU WANT VIRGINIA? FINE, TAKE IT,” &c. UPDATE: CNN calls it for Obama too. Ohh… ohh my.

Hillary Clinton is whoopin’ presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama’s ass in Puerto Rico, in almost every demographic. Congrats, Hillz, because this will be the last win you ever see in presidential politics. [CNN]