• February 13, 2012

retrospectives

Did you know it’s impossible to spell “Funny Pictures” without the name “Katherine Harris” … as part of the caption from one of the many photographs of Katherine Harris that your Wonkette has posted under the “Funny Pictures” tags, over the years? Well, then welcome to the “Virtual Reality Based Community” or whatever it was [...]

Why look who’s here, America’s “Commander of Cheer,” Mister President Obama! And he’s got plenty to laugh about! Just think, when this millennium began just 10 years ago, people like Barack Obama were still legally considered slaves. And now it’s the white people who are HIS slaves. Haw haw!

We’ve got so many retrospectives, year-enders, decade-enders, thumbsuckers, years in review and other such journamalism prepared for your End-of-Days Holiday Fuckoff Time, it’s crazy! But we don’t want you to forget our first round of delightful remembrances of America’s lamest decade. Read these, while we get some more ready to post!

Ken Layne: Hello former colleague, may I briefly interview you in Real Time about the most significant political development of the decade, the Blingee? Alex Pareene: YES of course. KL: Hooray! Okay now I will make up these questions. Umm … let’s see, you first discovered the Blingee, is that right?

Want to jump out the (first floor) window all over again? Because we’re on a strict One Video Per Year regimen, let’s just skip right past Y2K and the whole dismal Summer 2000 presidential campaign and the USS Cole bombing and the Concorde crash outside of Paris and, uhm, Elian Gonzales, because we must Economize, [...]

Whoa hey is it almost the 2010s? And here I am still writing “Fuck the Pope” on my checks. Well, let’s start the first of a Very Long Series of special “year ender” journamalism features of the kind you could once find in your “local newspaper” this time of year, back when there were newspapers.