McCain thinks YouTube is removing his Franki Valli remixes—kids love these—so he is suing the Internet. It is like four days until the election. [The Caucus] Here are two memos confirming all the torture the White House has OKed, including the methods used at Abu Ghraib. [TPMMuckraker] Maybe you’re on the no-fly list, maybe you’re [...]
Rev. Wright had blissful, torrid churchsex with some married lady and addressed the scandal by singing plaintive Motown b-sides. [New York Post] Palin billed the Kingdom of Alaska in order to cover travel expenses like staying at home. [Daily Kos] Ted Stevens wants you to know that his palatial estate only looks that way because [...]
If John McCain were tortured, that would mean opening up a freezing, dark can of sexually humiliated and sleep-deprived worms. [Andrew Sullivan] John McCain is the President of house pets. [The Corner] Howard Dean stress eats M&Ms at an airport Holiday Inn. [Yeas and Nays] Age-inflation victim John McCain is actually middle-aged, which is why [...]
