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MICHAEL STEELE CONTINUES TO NEVER PLAY RACE CARD: Moo moo motherfuckers: “I don’t see stories about the internal operations of the DNC that I see about this operation. Why? Is it because Michael Steele is the chairman, or is it because a black man is chairman?” It’s because Tim Kaine is really boring. And yes, [...]
Think Progress wrote a news story about Tea Party something, presumably Michael Steele-related but who knows, and in the process, unearthed the Greatest Photo and Caption of Our Time or Any Other: It is of Michael Steele’s lapels wearing a very fresh-faced Michael Steele. The Internet has not seen archival research of this sort since [...]
Former South Carolina GOP chair Katon Dawson wanted so bad to earn his nut as chairman of the Republican National Committee in last year’s hysterical six-dimensional gangbang of an internal election process, one that hilariously culminated in Michael Steele’s first-ever victory in any contest. Dawson yearned so much for this position that he even resigned [...]
We said there was no cure! Quarantine the “Twitter part” of the Internet now please. [Twitter] UPDATE: Meg annotates this very confusing Twitter message with a follow-up Twitter message—as is customary in the hobby of journalism—after the jump.
This is what a Stage II of a Daily Beast column looks like. There is no cure. [Twitter]
Oh jesus christ, we think Michael Steele may have finally pushed himself into a position where firing becomes a near-future possibility, but what the hell do we know? It’s been quite a day for Steele, “the black Barack Obama.” First he canceled an ABC interview at the last minute. Reports came in that there was [...]
Michael Steele went on the radio today to tell everyone to shut the fuck up. “I’m telling them and I’m looking them in the eye and say I’ve had enough of it. If you don’t want me in the job, fire me. But until then, shut up. Get with the program or get out of [...]
The RNC has no money you guys! JOIN THE CLUB, right? Like with the recession and how no one has any money? Ha ha ha. But the RNC’s paltry cash-on-hand problem isn’t very similar in nature to the Average American’s paltry cash-on-hand problem, which is rooted in the “I have no job to give me [...]
So! The human race’s Michael Steele, for one, does not think the GOP will win control of the House in the 2010 elections. Steele, whose job it is to ensure that the GOP wins control of the House in the 2010 elections, told Fox News thing Sean Hannity “not this year” in response to this [...]
Oh snap, Michael Steele’s new joint hits the streets today. Not that you haven’t had the bootleg since October (before it was even conceived, most likely). It is a creative approach, here, to equate your potential audience with alcoholics in need of a recovery itinerary. How are the literary tastemakers responding to this pre-ordained failure [...]
Uh oh: Certain people who care about such things have caught wind of Michael Steele’s semi-successful Michael Steele-impersonation grift! Charging speaking fees is not even “outside the game” or “what up,” but this did not stop a disgruntled couplet of former RNC chairmen from slagging off on Steele in the Washington Times today.
Every single thing on the RNC’s newish web site is eventually removed, in shame, 12-24 hours after it is introduced, so it is sad but unsurprising that GOP.am—that’s GOP.com’s fashionable “conservative URL” handle—has been incinerated, kind of.
Oh golly a new RNC web ad. Who cares? Well, it is part of Michael Steele’s new post-Scuzzlebutt RNC strategy so kidnap all the teabaggers and make them Honest Republican canvassing slaves: “At a press conference yesterday, RNC Chair Michael Steele announced plans to tell all of America how hard his party is working to [...]
Oh come on, RNC, they were fun! And funny! Michael Steele cold goin’ nuts, baby. Oh well. Screen grabs were taken, in case we’re ever allowed to use them. [Odell Photos]
