A secret plan by the New World Order to kill off America’s most dangerous people, the Texans, is moving forward as an actual law now that the Texas House of Representatives has approved an 85mph speed limit in the nation’s second most populous state. Cloaked experts from the Council of Malthusian Relations announced from their [...]
Here’s your almost-president, Barry O’Bomber Obama, explaining how he will fix all the potholes by putting bums to work mixing concrete or asphalt or another road covering material. Soon we will all have government jobs with congressional benefits (hookers, IM sexytime, etc.) and this so-called “terrible recession” can go back to Canada. [YouTube]
