robberies
It’s the poor! The poor are going to do the Sharia, those ungrateful traitors! Guess we should take away their Welfare and Medicaid and raise their taxes. [Reddit]
KAL PENN GETS FITTING FAREWELL TO WHITE HOUSE STINT: “Actor-turned White House aide Kal Penn was robbed at gunpoint near his D.C. townhouse early Tuesday, police sources told the Washington Examiner. Penn, whose real name is Kalpen Modi, was walking in the 1500 block of S Street NW around 1:20 a.m. when a man with [...]
K STREET BANK LOOTED: Somebody robbed the PNC Bank at 14th and K. Obviously it was lobbyists driven insane with fear that they will all turn into impoverished destitute train-ridin’ hobos once Barack Nobama comes to town and taxes them for working hard. Either that or, you know, bank robbers, either one. Thanks to Rebecca [...]
