• February 15, 2012

robbery

WONKETTE LEGAL BUREAU

Machete-Wielding Caribbean Pirates Conquer Stephen Breyer’s Tropical Palace

by Jim Newell

4:27 pm February 13, 2012

What have the pussy liberal Supreme Court judges gotten themselves into now? Justice Stephen Breyer, for one, was drinking parrot blood and making abortion jokes with friends in his Golden Hispaniola Caribbean Palace last Thursday when Keith Richards and Captain Blue-Beard sneaked in through the slaves’ door, machetes in hand, killing everyone and seizing the [...]

CARTOON VIOLENCE

Cartoon Violence Puts The “Ho” In “Ho Ho Ho”

by Josh Fruhlinger

1:30 pm December 23, 2009

By the Comics CurmudgeonMost normal humans are at this point ensconced in the loving bosoms of their family to celebrate the birth of the American Jesus. That leaves a motley collection of hateful, Christ- and family-shunning degenerate misanthropes as the only people reading “blogs” on the “Internet” — Wonkette’s core audience, in other words! We [...]