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WILL THIS SANDWICH HAVE A PUBIC OPTION? Whoa hey, Robert Gibbs finally addressed the ninth life of the public option, and whether people should continue giving a shit about it in the face of a painfully indifferent White House! “We have seen obviously that though there are some that are supportive of this, there isn’t [...]
MORNING = WON: “Back in May, POLITICO analyzed the press briefings and found that the instances of laughter — as indicated by ‘(Laughter)’ being noted in the official transcript — occurred more than 10 times per day during press secretary Robert Gibbs’s briefings. But the laughter has been reduced by half in recent months: In [...]
Oh that Robert Gibbs and his Making Fun Of Trig, by writing notes on his hand during today’s White House Press Briefing. Our beloved press corps is simply not sure how to handle this. OUCH, man, OUCH. What did Trig ever do to Robert Gibbs, anyway? UPDATE: Oh jeebus, they WILL whine about this. AP [...]
This is what $100 trillion in party donations gets your company: an official White House product endorsement! (PEOPLE WHO USE BLACKBERRIES GO TO GITMO FROM NOW ON.) (EXCEPT OBAMA.) So for those of you who are into “new telephones” — the American economy’s last remaining growth sector. TELEPHONES. — there is a new porno deal [...]
Here’s how a recent conversation went between MSNBC’s Real-Merkin-looking secret communist dragon Ed Schultz and White House human Robert Gibbs… according to Ed Schultz, as he recalled it at a conference this weekend: SCHULTZ: You’re full of shit, Robert Gibbs! GIBBS: Hey fuck off, Ed Schultz! SCHULTZ: Whoa c’mon man, why you gotta curse… GIBBS: [...]
Oh man you guys Robert Gibbs called Pat Robertson’s remarks about Haiti/Satan “utterly stupid!” WHAT AN ASSHOLE ROBERT GIBBS IS! Apologize to Pat Robertson and Satan right now! [YouTube]
Robert Gibbs does not “foresee a scenario” in which the State of the Union would preempt the Lost final season premiere, the Internet lobby’s #1 concern, according to recent conflagration. Gibbs said this because an ABC reporter actually asked him about it during a White House press briefing. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, GOOD.
GAHHH, trying to find the funny news, but everything today is just about the American Empire transparently destroying itself. Which is funny! Humor has come full circle, maybe. Like what is this?: “‘The president is very confident that this government is taking the steps that are necessary to take — to take our fight to [...]
ROBERT GIBBS IS SO FUCKING MEAN: “‘If I was a heart patient and Gallup was my EKG, I’d visit my doctor,’ Gibbs told reporters in his morning gaggle. Gibbs said the swing in the poll could be duplicated by a ‘six-year-old with a crayon’ and said he doesn’t put a lot of stake in the [...]
WASHINGTON POLITICS AND WASHINGTON JOURNALISM REACH A CRUCIAL DETENTE: “A very reliable source tells FishbowlDC that Fox News SVP Michael Clemente met with White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs this morning and reached what some are calling a ‘truce.’” Nobel Peace Prizes, all. [Fishbowl DC]
