• February 14, 2012

rod blagojevich superstar

Shameless bozo Rod Blagojevich, on trial for trying to sell Obama’s Senate seat, apparently read news of Osama bin Laden’s May 2 death in the only light that Rod Blagojevich can read any news story: by imagining the words “Rod Blagojevich” somewhere in the headline. Would everyone like to consider the possibility that if Rod [...]

America’s favorite hair trap, Rod Blagojevich, appeared in a Second City comedy show on Saturday and made everybody deeply uncomfortable by either not getting the joke or getting it too much. “Everyone in the place was wondering the same thing: How could he sit there and watch himself depicted in this way? To sit sportingly [...]

While his wife is busy in Costa Rica eating spiders, the former governor of Illinois will amuse himself by taking part in “Rod Blagojevich Superstar,” a Second City show that is all about how much he sucks. One-time appearance this Saturday, tickets on sale now, etc! [The Second City]