• February 12, 2012

sanjay gupta

PRESIDENT OF SWINE FLU

Obama Picks Some Non-Sanjay Gupta Person For Surgeon General

by Sara K. Smith

11:38 am July 13, 2009

The world will always remember the day when the Obama presidency began its tragic downward spiral: the day that Dr. Sanjay Gupta, television’s handsomest authority on thyroid pills, decided that he wanted to “spend more time with his family” rather than Serve the Nation as surgeon general. Since then, Obama has been helplessly casting about [...]

NIGHT OF THE PIG-BIRD FLU

by Ken Layne

9:04 pm April 25, 2009

HELP US DR. SANJAY: “And then, as so many Americans do when they are frightened, I turned to the cable news. And I waited for the comforting words from Dr. Sanjay Gupta.” [AOL Political Machine]

RUSH LIMBAUGH EXPECTS AN APOLOGY

by Ken Layne

6:17 pm March 5, 2009

OH NOES, TEEVEE DOCTOR WON’T WORK FOR OBAMA: Whatever happened with what’s-his-name, the CNN doctor character Sanjay Gupta, who was maybe going to join the Obama Administration as Ceremonial Doctor, in January? HE IS NOT DOING IT, THAT’S WHAT (because John Conyers said he couldn’t, months ago). And if you want to know why, in [...]

METRO SECTION

Obama’s Unpopularity Has Cost Him The Presidency

by Juli Weiner

4:04 pm January 23, 2009

In-the-tank National Park Service is reporting that 1.8 million people attended Barry’s Inauguration, but some people think the real number was closer to 1 million, meaning Obama is not even technically President. [DC Examiner] Fannie Mae is laying off hundreds of people, most of whom live and work — well, used to anyway — in [...]

WHOA HEY

Person Who Answers To Wolf Blitzer Will Run America’s Doctors

by Jim Newell

4:32 pm January 6, 2009

Hey Obama waited until the last minute to pick a surgeon general, the government’s top doctor! SHIT SHIT SHIT who should he pick?? Uh uh uhhhhhh… quick, without even thinking: name a famous real-life teevee doctor! Him? Sure, fine, whatever, he can run America’s doctors.

INTERVIEWS

by Alex Pareene

1:12 pm October 3, 2007

PERSONALITIES

Wonk’d: Celebrities Have To Eat, Too

by dlat

by dlat
4:02 pm February 17, 2006