• February 13, 2012

scarlett johansson

EMAIL OF THE DAY

Letters To The Editor: Attack Of The Clones

by Sara K. Smith

9:19 am July 1, 2008

Ever since the Bingo Hall (Clinton campaign HQ) closed, we’ve experienced a tragic drop-off in whimsical nutball emails. So it was with both gratitude and relief that we opened this gem today. Apparently we should not watch any movies with Scarlett Johansson in them, because it upsets the parents of her clone, or something. Maybe [...]

DEMOCRATS

Scarlett Johansson’s Sexy Emails With Obama!

by Sara K. Smith

4:15 pm June 10, 2008

If you are a political dork you have probably already read this informative article on how Scarlett Johansson has kept up a harmless email correspondence with Barack Obama. What you may not know is how involved she has been with campaign strategy — as evidenced in this exclusive video, where she compares Obama’s unlikely run [...]

DEMOCRATS

Scarlett Johansson Dumps Obama For Some Canadian Actor

by Sara K. Smith

11:14 am May 6, 2008

GEORGE W. BUSH

Busty Actress Criticizes Most Powerful, Least Popular Man in America

by Alex Pareene

12:23 pm November 21, 2006