• February 13, 2012

scary dreams

FLOTUS FILES

Introducing Marcus Bachmann, Your Totally Straight Potential FLOTUS

by Blair Burke

11:15 am July 5, 2011

Welcome to the Parallel Universe Edition of The FLOTUS Files! Ever since our Michelle returned from Africa, she has been boring everyone with her fundraising parties and speeches about The Troops. The fat kids have proven to be more hopeless than expected, or something. So while we’re still in this FLOTUS lull/post-4th of July fireworks-induced [...]

BILL CLINTON

And It Was All A Dream … Or WAS IT?

by Josh Fruhlinger

11:52 am June 6, 2008

By the Comics CurmudgeonThose of us who have been forced (either for vaguely professional reasons or by sheer cussed compulsion) to follow the presidential campaign over the past year or so might use a number of terms or phrases to describe it. “Dreamlike,” perhaps. “Nightmarish,” maybe. Or possibly, “A horrible, violent mescaline hallucination during which [...]