• February 13, 2012

scholastic

Speaking of hobbits, Wannabe Nerd President Barack Obama would like to be a belated guest to this “Let’s Talk About Tolkien!” party that is happening in Washington, for some reason. President Obama is a fan of at least one comic book superhero, and Lord of the Rings devotees should be comforted to know they have [...]

Nothing says “I hate Real Americans” like going to a public school, learning how to read and write, and having some basic knowledge of what’s going on in the world around you. That’s why the elitist “schoolchildren” who took part in the Scholastic Election Poll are obviously in the tank for fancy educated smart guy [...]