scott lee cohen
Alleged hooker-girlfriend-having/domestic abuser and admitted steroid eater and pawnbroker Scott Lee Cohen is planning to run for governor of Illinois, as an independent. It’s a job for which literally everyone in America is qualified. Cohen won the Democratic primary for lieutenant governor in February after the media had neglected to pay him any mind, because [...]
Here is Democratic Illinois lieutenant governor nominee Scott Lee Cohen, of steroids, prosititutes, knife-cutting, knife-cutting prostitutes while on steroids, etc etc, fame, res… HE’S RESIGNING? He can’t resign — we just ordered three more shipments! Crybabies. [YouTube]
Here’s Democratic lieutenant governor candidate Scott Lee Cohen, of “tries to stab and murder his prostitute girlfriend” fame, trying to “clear his name” on the teevee yesterday or maybe today. Also: no alimony payments, steroids… good lord! Was his primary opponent Rod Blagojevich? [YouTube]
