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Ha ha, the 2012 GOP primary season may turn out to be a boring one, but at least it will be really, really weird: here, for example, is amoral Fox News imp-turd Sean Hannity staring in disbelief as Rick Perry smacks down Mitt Romney for being a “vulture capitalist” over and over like a drugged [...]
Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Here is Sean Hannity interviewing Rick Perry in a moodily lit room full of farming implements, and boy is there ever a lot of sexual tension. Just make out already, you two! But okay okay, if we had to choose our favorite Rick Perry pick-up line from this “gay [...]
Overhyped reality neutron starlet Bristol Palin continues to grift across the country shilling her new book about doing whippets on the backs of snowmobiles as a toddler growing up in Alaska, so we know at least one person in America still has a job. Oh look, and she has appeared on Sean Hannity’s Fox News [...]
How does a bland lone-horse candidate like Tim Pawlenty get attention when Donald Trump’s fake presidential contest is much more interesting? Not the birther “issue!” According to Pawlenty, he watched CNN say they saw Obama’s birth certificate, and he trusts them. What? Here’s Pawlenty’s plan: “Our role is not to be one of many, it’s [...]
Sexy Delaware sorceress Christine O’Donnell went on Sean Hannity’s teevee program to announce that although she’s been a promiscuous media whore her entire life, Jesus told her just yesterday that national teevee interviews are sinful and lusty. Perhaps one day Christine O’Donnell will return to television, to give an interview to her wizard-groom, thus consummating [...]
Real Americans know that Mexicans are not sneaking over the border and stealing our jobs because they want to “help feed their families” or “find a better life.” No, the true purpose of this invasion is to annex all of USA America to Latin America, restoring things to the way they were in the times [...]
The Tea Party Exchange of Dayton, Ohio — a customer-loyalty program that was supposed to reward Teabaggers with discounts, TeabaggerMarts with new customers, and take a little off the top for the Tea Party itself — has shut down operations after a remarkably short time on this earth, reports the Talking Points Memo muckrakers. Aren’t [...]
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL SMACKS DOWN SEAN HANNITY: “Conservative blogger Debbie Schlussel has accused Sean Hannity’s Freedom Alliance charity of unethical fundraising practices and use of money. Schlussel points out how less than four percent of Freedom Alliance’s earnings in 2006 went to the nonprofit’s listed causes — college funding for the children of fallen soldiers and [...]
Too much yakking about whether Sarah Palin is “qualified” or “a dumbass.” Let’s just trust Rush Limbaugh’s expert judgment and move on. [Hot Air] RedState book club! And what are we reading this week? Oh, Jonah Goldberg’s Newberry-Awarding winning throw-up? Delectable. [RedState] The #1 reason the European Union blows is not that it’s a conglomerate [...]
TIME magazine’s chief political sociopath Mark Halperin, who is right about most things, in politics, is urging readers of his The Page website to memorize Sean Hannity’s interpretation of Sarah Palin’s steamy resignation, oh boy. Sean Hannity says not to trust the media! Since such parameters would ostensibly include Mark Halperin, we agree with Sean [...]
Here, would you like to see Sean Hannity having an awkward chat with Sarah Palin somewhere outdoors in New York City? No? Fine. Just, if you want to, here it is, and fuck you very much, Fox, for not having an embed function on your WEB EXCLUSIVE VIDEOS. [Fox News]
