secret socialisms
Rick Santorum Lives in Fear of Early Childhood Educators
Whiny loser Rick Santorum is the only person we have ever heard of to date who is terrified of public preschool teachers, except possibly a few humans out there in the sub-five age group. Three-year-olds are probably justifiably terrified of preschool teachers because of the ever-present threat of a mandatory nap time when there is [...]
Russia Secretly Congratulates Socialist Spy Barack Obama On His Birthday
GAH!!! Here is the terrifying proof of communist organizer Barack Obama’s secret socialism revealed once and 4 all!!!! Who even wants to know what this terrifying secret 50th birthday cable says. Probably just “BARACK OBAMA THANK Y?OU FOR UR HELP IN SHARING ALL OF AMERICAS SEKRETS WITH US, RUSSIA” over and over in some sort [...]
We all know that an overwhelming majority of Americans now proudly call themselves socialists, so it should come as no surprise that one might find a few of these newly popular socialists in the House of Representatives. According to Representative Spencer Bachus of Alabama, 17 faithful socialists already serve in the House! He didn’t name [...]
