• February 14, 2012

secretary of health and human services

UTERUS WARS

Contraceptive-Based Mass Murder of American Poors Nearing Completion

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

12:38 pm July 22, 2011

Good news, everyone: free birth control will be rolling out across America to axe murder the underprivileged in their cardboard shacks while they sleep, very soon. The Institute of Medicine recommended insurance companies eliminate charges for birth control, a poverty-reducing move that is, did you know, also Machiavellian double speak for “total class genocide.” “The [...]

PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT

by Sara K. Smith

12:41 pm November 19, 2008

TOM DASCHLE TO BE OBAMA’S EMPEROR OF MEDICAL THINGS: Fancy Washington Insiders (e.g. CNN) say that Tom Daschle, the former Senate Majority Leader and Obama campaign co-chair who recently made headlines with his sexy Sally Jesse Raphael glasses, will be Barack Obama’s Secretary of Health and Human Services. Free enemas for all! [CNN]