• February 13, 2012

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RITES OF PASSAGE

by Sara K. Smith

1:09 pm January 7, 2009

KNOWN LIBERAL TEEVEE STATION ‘C-SPAN’ BARRED FROM GOP PROCEEDINGS: According to a well-placed secret source, the “RNC voted to close today’s discussion with the candidates vying to be their new chairman. No cameras allowed, so C-SPAN will not be able to cover.” The American people deserve to know what sordid pagan pansexual fisting orgies the [...]

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Obama Calls Failed VP Candidates To Officially Neg Them

by Sara K. Smith

9:12 am August 22, 2008

That Barack Obama, he’s such a gentleman! Not only does he carry his own luggage when he gets off a plane, he also personally calls the people who will not be his running mates to say, “Sorry bro you are not the one.” (He says “bro” every time because his running mate will be Hillary [...]